MK Manifesto Launch

Above - Kemi Badenoch addresses members of all three MK constituency Conservatives

Today, Kemi Badenoch from the Orchard Suite of The Holiday Inn, CMK spoke

to over 30 local conservites about the launch of thier 'fix the basics' Manifesto for the May 7th 2026 Local Government Elections. 'Mrs Thatcher once said if you want something, ask a man. If you want sopmething done ask a woman', were the oppening words of an ex MK Tory MP as he introduced Kemi Badenoch to the audience. 'Welcome to our future Prime Minister', a spokesperson added.

Above - some of the faces of past known MK Conservative activists were desplayed to all

Badenoch said, the Conservatives had a tough election in 2024, but the Tory Party is coming back. We are going to take back our streets, recruit 10,000 more police officers to end the scurge of shop lifiting from our local shops. We don't just blurt out slogans, we need to let people know we have a new leader and that with her things are going to change for the better'.

Councillor Shazna Muzammil, leader of the MK Conservatives then laid down what the new 'fix the basics' manifesto was going to be about. 'The council offices are an unfriendly alien place, you are greeted there behind screens. We are going to change all of that'. Everything unique in MK is under threat, green space, our homes'. All 60 seats on the city council are up for grabs. We have never won total control of the council but we have kept it to account, year after year'. After years of Labour and Liberal Democrat control, Milton Keynes deserves a fresh and more responsible approach'.

The meeting ended with members having their own individual photographs taken alongside Kemi Badenoch. The scramble was so frantic that one member sustained a bleeding head injury, bringing to a close a meeting that from up to that point was without any incident or concern.

Ex MK Conservative MP, 'if you want something done, vote for a woman'.